Comedy

Join Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch as they watch every episode of the hit TV show, COPS. MAKTAC is a (semi) weekly comedy podcast with show commentary, random stories & pop culture references. All listeners are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Episodes

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In the twenty-fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S29E7 of COPS. An erratically naked meth-man "yessurrs" his way into a beekeepers bonnet, an officer pulls multiple bags of weed out of a guy's butt, and a traffic stop goes from zero to sixty in record time. We also talk about marital name changes, post-halloween costumes, and our shared trip to Detroit.

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The best mullet of the week: Us. We didn't have one.
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The best mustache of the week: Corporal Michael Vigil
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The trashbag of the week: Richard, king of the dong
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BONUS: Malort
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

 

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In the twenty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S8E38 of COPS. An undercover officer's K9 destroys a meth seller, a blisteringly drunk guy cries his way out of trouble, and a sexual predator takes a well deserved sucker-punch to the face. We also talk about Mike's near-death experience, a creepy Walmart hitchhiker, and our Halloween costume plans.

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The best mullet of the week: barfy blonde boy
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The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Bump Willis
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The trashbag of the week: the creep
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BONUS: that Vlassic crunch
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

 

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In the twenty-third episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S11E13 of COPS. A Georgian officer maces a man behind a pink house, a driver enjoys some ice cream while police investigate his van, and a roof dweller tries to murder an imaginary person. We also talk about Jamie Lee Curtis, stealing cups from a festival, and run a joke into the ground. Citrus Crenshaw count: 82

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The best mullet of the week: Ofc. Rick Lewis
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The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Jeff Crenshaw
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The trashbag of the week: Rodney the rock thrower
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BONUS: The ice cream man
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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In the twenty-second episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E27 of COPS. Tucson police take down a weed operation in the desert, a former mortician meets a weird couple with a lunchbox rattler, and officers apprehend the world's loneliest criminal in a school. We also talk about obnoxious solicitors, automobiles, and public access heavy metal.

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The best mullet of the week: The uncomfortably weird couple
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The best mustache of the week: Agent Tom Moorehead
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The trashbag of the week: The snake professor
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BONUS: Unnecessary ski mask man
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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In the twenty-first episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S06E36 of COPS. A unibrowed officer spends some time looking under a boat, an unintelligible man beats his wife with a box of detergent, and a dispute between neighbors reveals an odd place to store a butcher knife. We also talk about the solar eclipse, going to Medieval Times, and airport fights.

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The best mullet of the week: Lady Devito
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The best mustache of the week: Officer Nate Oliver
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The trashbag of the week: Turtle-Man
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BONUS: Trend detergent
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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In today's unofficial episode of MAKTAC, we get our sea legs back after a long gap between recordings. We share some local police stories, tales from Mike's wedding, and a hazy recounting of the second annual Beerlympic event. We also take a listener question, talk about staying in Japan, and explain why Big Brother's live feeds are dangerously absorbing.

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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In the twentieth (backlogged) episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E09 of COPS. A multi-named Alaskan drunk struggles with being arrested, a pair of 86'd women shriek at officers before blowing their second chance, and a stolen "radio phone" is tracked down. We also talk about wedding registries, a stupid injury, and wet our whistles with an expired Crystal Pepsi.

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The best mullet of the week: Spinach (A.K.A. "Jake")
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The best mustache of the week: Officer Marc Woodard
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The trashbag of the week: The Kodiak Kocktail Killer
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BONUS: Kodiak's cool cop logo
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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In the nineteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S10E26 of COPS. Bobby the Slack-Jawed Yokel wrecks a Lincoln (and himself), a group of people accidentally steal their own car, and Nashville officers get cat scratch fever before mediating an incredibly obnoxious fight. We also talk about officiants, cover songs, and Kyle's viral video story.

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The best mullet of the week: The finger flippin' golden mullet


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The best meow-stache of the week: Buddy Holly the cat


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The trashbag of the week: Fonzie's redneck doppelgänger


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BONUS: Ted Nugent: cat whisperer


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EXTRAS:

The How It's Made overdub: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtRT6hjXfWg

The Rice Krinkles overdub: www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNYFuvD1mQ

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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In the eighteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about April 1st. A Nevada April 1st finds an April 1st in an April 1st, an April 1st pursues a runaway April 1st, and April 1st takes down April 1st in a blaze of April 1st glory. We also talk about early morning adult toys, dirty mudbug dog walks, and regrettably deceptive accents.

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SAKTAGG announcer: Kelly O'Connor
 
SAKTAGG hosts: Stephanie Brauch and Katie Boyer
 
MAKTAC announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
 
MAKTAC hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
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In the seventeenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S27E03 of COPS. Two Louisiana lady burglars smash their car into a building, a heroin user brings a "bunch of needles" to the party, and an undercover operation reaches a tense climax. We also talk about Boomerangs with Gregory Oodulahlooahy, pesky checkout girls, and review some rejected segments.

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The best mullet of the week: Mr. Charged-As-An-Adult

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The best mustache of the week: The undercover officer

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The trashbag of the week: The roly-poly driver

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BONUS: Johnny Cool's chrome gun

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay  
 
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
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