Episodes
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Ep. 31: "Yeah, he ate the steering wheel on that one."
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Monday Apr 23, 2018
In the thirty-first episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E05 of COPS. An inebriated man drives a pickup truck through a brick wall, an undercover officer takes a Bourbon Street sting too far, and a homeless IT amateur tweaks out in front of a NAPA Auto Parts. We also talk about gooey seafood, Wes Anderson, and getting a hangover from Icing someone else.
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The best mullet of the week: Shaky Hand Speedy
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The best mustache of the week: Det. Steve Williams
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The trashbag of the week: toothless brick-man
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BONUS: Shaky Hand Speedy's computer parts collection
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Wednesday Apr 18, 2018
Ep. 30: "I don't smoke crack. I snort cocaine."
Wednesday Apr 18, 2018
Wednesday Apr 18, 2018
In the thirtieth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S19E12 of COPS. A Kansan criminal's girlfriend nearly takes a sledgehammer to the face, an underage dummy tries to eat weed in front of officers, and a Florida woman tailspins into bad performance art. We also talk about binging reality TV, what our favorite games are, and then have a one-sided Nelson singalong.
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The best mullet of the week: hungry hungry weed man
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The best mustache of the week: the sledge-wielding bondsman
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The trashbag of the week: Iggy Pop in a wig
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BONUS: the Nelson Twins, Ice Cold Beer, and the DUI queen
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Tuesday Mar 27, 2018
Ep. 29: "He had a .38 Snubby in his underwear."
Tuesday Mar 27, 2018
Tuesday Mar 27, 2018
In the twenty-ninth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S05E08 of COPS. Denver officers crash into each other pursuing a suspect, a dismal situation gets worse on a second story balcony, and a freestyling narcotics unit pulls off multiple stings. We also talk about Tamagotchis, basement bathrooms, and lepidopterophobia.
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The best mullet of the week: the unnamed ATF officer
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The best mustache of the week: Officer(s) Weathersby and Campbell
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The trashbag of the week: the rat-tailed mullet man
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BONUS: Travis Junior's dead-ringer
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Friday Mar 09, 2018
Ep. 28.5: The "Off-Topic And On-Location" Nonisode
Friday Mar 09, 2018
Friday Mar 09, 2018
In today's unofficial episode of MAKTAC, we take a roadtrip to Louisville, Kentucky and recorded during three days on-the-go. We talk about Bamboozled Beans, wind turbine farms, and the Sloppy Manure Capital of Indiana. We also try some insanely spicy hot sauce (courtesy of Micah Purdue), take a shot of Malört with the TADPOG podcast, and reflect on the weekend during the long drive home.
TADPOG podcast: www.tadpog.com
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Tuesday Feb 27, 2018
Ep. 28: MAKTAC Gone Wild
Tuesday Feb 27, 2018
Tuesday Feb 27, 2018
In the twenty-eighth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S13E40 of COPS. Missouri police go pig wranglin', a miniature woman's parrot attacks, Floridian seniors need some gator removal, and a front yard python baffles the neighborhood. We also talk about a questionable FedEx mixup, The SNL Experience, and our upcoming trip to Louisville.
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The best mullet of the week: the slippery hog
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The best mustache of the week: Trapper Dillon
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The trashbag of the week: the ambushing parrot
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BONUS: bird lady
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Thursday Jan 25, 2018
Ep. 27: "Da bad guys come and have a field day!"
Thursday Jan 25, 2018
Thursday Jan 25, 2018
In the twenty-seventh episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E19 of COPS. New Jersey officers bait teenagers into stealing VCRs, oddly clothed cops and criminals face off, and a rain-walking supermarket robber gets bagged. We also talk about nostalgic 90s UK electronica, Tonya Harding's cough-filled sex tape, and Mike shares a post-bar confrontation story.
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The best mullet of the week: Radical shorts cop
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The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Andrew Lancellotti
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The trashbag of the week: The cigarette thief
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BONUS: The fashionable VCR crook
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
Ep. 26: "We're just west of Taco Bell, we need more units."
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
In the twenty-sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E21 of COPS. A nearly-nude molester poops his pants, a stab wound victim worries his son was kidnapped, and a "missing" child is found hiding behind a dumpster. We also talk about seeing movies alone, theatre patrons with poor bathroom hygiene, and we take some listener emails.
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The best mullet of the week: Poopy David Crosby
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The best mustache of the week: Deputy Roman Pluimer
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The trashbag of the week: Poopy David Crosby (double duty)
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BONUS: Officer Nicholas Cage
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Monday Nov 20, 2017
Ep. 25: "You'll be takin' a ride for the bootydope tonight."
Monday Nov 20, 2017
Monday Nov 20, 2017
In the twenty-fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S29E7 of COPS. An erratically naked meth-man "yessurrs" his way into a beekeepers bonnet, an officer pulls multiple bags of weed out of a guy's butt, and a traffic stop goes from zero to sixty in record time. We also talk about marital name changes, post-halloween costumes, and our shared trip to Detroit.
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The best mullet of the week: Us. We didn't have one.
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The best mustache of the week: Corporal Michael Vigil
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The trashbag of the week: Richard, king of the dong
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BONUS: Malort
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Monday Oct 30, 2017
Ep. 24: "I've been throwin' up, officer."
Monday Oct 30, 2017
Monday Oct 30, 2017
In the twenty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S8E38 of COPS. An undercover officer's K9 destroys a meth seller, a blisteringly drunk guy cries his way out of trouble, and a sexual predator takes a well deserved sucker-punch to the face. We also talk about Mike's near-death experience, a creepy Walmart hitchhiker, and our Halloween costume plans.
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The best mullet of the week: barfy blonde boy
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The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Bump Willis
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The trashbag of the week: the creep
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BONUS: that Vlassic crunch
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Thursday Oct 26, 2017
Ep. 23: The Citrus Crenshaw Extravaganza
Thursday Oct 26, 2017
Thursday Oct 26, 2017
In the twenty-third episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S11E13 of COPS. A Georgian officer maces a man behind a pink house, a driver enjoys some ice cream while police investigate his van, and a roof dweller tries to murder an imaginary person. We also talk about Jamie Lee Curtis, stealing cups from a festival, and run a joke into the ground. Citrus Crenshaw count: 82
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The best mullet of the week: Ofc. Rick Lewis
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The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Jeff Crenshaw
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The trashbag of the week: Rodney the rock thrower
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BONUS: The ice cream man
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch