Episodes
Thursday Sep 28, 2017
Ep. 22: "I don't have a buddy. I'm by myself."
Thursday Sep 28, 2017
Thursday Sep 28, 2017
In the twenty-second episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E27 of COPS. Tucson police take down a weed operation in the desert, a former mortician meets a weird couple with a lunchbox rattler, and officers apprehend the world's loneliest criminal in a school. We also talk about obnoxious solicitors, automobiles, and public access heavy metal.
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The best mullet of the week: The uncomfortably weird couple
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The best mustache of the week: Agent Tom Moorehead
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The trashbag of the week: The snake professor
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BONUS: Unnecessary ski mask man
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Monday Aug 28, 2017
Ep. 21: "Don't bother lighting a cigarette, Charles."
Monday Aug 28, 2017
Monday Aug 28, 2017
In the twenty-first episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S06E36 of COPS. A unibrowed officer spends some time looking under a boat, an unintelligible man beats his wife with a box of detergent, and a dispute between neighbors reveals an odd place to store a butcher knife. We also talk about the solar eclipse, going to Medieval Times, and airport fights.
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The best mullet of the week: Lady Devito
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The best mustache of the week: Officer Nate Oliver
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The trashbag of the week: Turtle-Man
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BONUS: Trend detergent
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Thursday Aug 17, 2017
Ep. 20.5: The Catch-Up Non-isode
Thursday Aug 17, 2017
Thursday Aug 17, 2017
In today's unofficial episode of MAKTAC, we get our sea legs back after a long gap between recordings. We share some local police stories, tales from Mike's wedding, and a hazy recounting of the second annual Beerlympic event. We also take a listener question, talk about staying in Japan, and explain why Big Brother's live feeds are dangerously absorbing.
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Tuesday Aug 01, 2017
Ep. 20: "They grabbed me AND my unmentionables!"
Tuesday Aug 01, 2017
Tuesday Aug 01, 2017
In the twentieth (backlogged) episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E09 of COPS. A multi-named Alaskan drunk struggles with being arrested, a pair of 86'd women shriek at officers before blowing their second chance, and a stolen "radio phone" is tracked down. We also talk about wedding registries, a stupid injury, and wet our whistles with an expired Crystal Pepsi.
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The best mullet of the week: Spinach (A.K.A. "Jake")
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The best mustache of the week: Officer Marc Woodard
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The trashbag of the week: The Kodiak Kocktail Killer
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BONUS: Kodiak's cool cop logo
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Wednesday Apr 19, 2017
Ep. 19: "Did I throw a rock at him? Yessir, I did."
Wednesday Apr 19, 2017
Wednesday Apr 19, 2017
In the nineteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S10E26 of COPS. Bobby the Slack-Jawed Yokel wrecks a Lincoln (and himself), a group of people accidentally steal their own car, and Nashville officers get cat scratch fever before mediating an incredibly obnoxious fight. We also talk about officiants, cover songs, and Kyle's viral video story.
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The best mullet of the week: The finger flippin' golden mullet
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The best meow-stache of the week: Buddy Holly the cat
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The trashbag of the week: Fonzie's redneck doppelgänger
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BONUS: Ted Nugent: cat whisperer
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EXTRAS:
The How It's Made overdub: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtRT6hjXfWg
The Rice Krinkles overdub: www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNYFuvD1mQ
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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay
Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Ep. 18: "The spike strips DO work!"
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
In the eighteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about April 1st. A Nevada April 1st finds an April 1st in an April 1st, an April 1st pursues a runaway April 1st, and April 1st takes down April 1st in a blaze of April 1st glory. We also talk about early morning adult toys, dirty mudbug dog walks, and regrettably deceptive accents.
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Tuesday Mar 28, 2017
Ep. 17: "I met him at a rave once."
Tuesday Mar 28, 2017
Tuesday Mar 28, 2017
In the seventeenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S27E03 of COPS. Two Louisiana lady burglars smash their car into a building, a heroin user brings a "bunch of needles" to the party, and an undercover operation reaches a tense climax. We also talk about Boomerangs with Gregory Oodulahlooahy, pesky checkout girls, and review some rejected segments.
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The best mullet of the week: Mr. Charged-As-An-Adult
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The best mustache of the week: The undercover officer
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The trashbag of the week: The roly-poly driver
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BONUS: Johnny Cool's chrome gun
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Friday Mar 24, 2017
Ep. 16: "One of the little girls got punched in the face."
Friday Mar 24, 2017
Friday Mar 24, 2017
In the sixteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S22E23 of COPS. Amarillo officers tackle a domestic abuse suspect, a Scooby Doo mystery unfolds at a Florida skating rink, and the dirtiest man in Oklahoma ditches his car on some train tracks. We also talk about putting ketchup on hotdogs, an ipecac experience, and give a blind review of 'Passengers'.
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The best mullet of the week: MySpace Tom
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The best mustache of the week: Dep. Scott Dean
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The trashbag of the week: The sad fighter
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BONUS: Oklahoma's landfill man
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Monday Mar 13, 2017
Ep. 15.5: The Drunk-isode Non-isode
Monday Mar 13, 2017
Monday Mar 13, 2017
In today's unofficial episode of MAKTAC, we sneak away from a party to record an impromptu episode with special guest Mike Chiero. We have some drinks, share some police stories and get a little sloppy. We also talk about sled hill fireworks, Emperor Palpatine, and explain what "cheese-dicking" means with a little help from our friends.
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Friday Mar 10, 2017
Ep. 15: "Box him in, Jim!"
Friday Mar 10, 2017
Friday Mar 10, 2017
In the fifteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S05E22 of COPS. An obnoxious passenger nags his partner through a car chase, a Philadelphian purse thief gets bagged, and a Chinatown bodega-staurant gets terrorized by an elusive gunman. We also talk about quarter boards, the appeal of John Wick, and questionable celebrity music. MY WIFE!
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The best mullet of the week: Ofc. Raymond Carnation
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The best mustache of the week: Patrol ofc. Jim Ryan
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The trashbag of the week: The car-washing liar
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BONUS: John Bunnell's wild ride
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